朋友圈结婚的句子搞笑(好姐妹结婚发朋友圈句子)

1.
"Looks
like
I'm
never
gonna
have
a
wedding
in
a
fancy
venue
with
a
three-course
meal.
Time
to
become
a
professional
bridesmaid!
"
【#WeddingsAreExpensive】

2.
"I'm
so
happy
you
found
your
happily-ever-after.
Can
you
introduce
me
to
your
caterer?"【
#TheRealHighlight】

3.
"Marriage
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
'Who's
Doing
The
Dishes?'
Congratulations
on
your
new
teammate!"
【#NewAvenueToArgue】

4.
"So
you're
telling
me
that
joining
a
singing
Flash
Mob
at
your
wedding
is
not
a
requirement?"
【#WeddingsGoalsAreTooHigh】

5.
"Now
let's
see
who
will
share
their
Netflix
password
first.
Congrats
on
the
wedding!"
【#PrioritiesInOrder】

6.
"I
only
ever
get
excited
about
weddings
because
it
means
I
can
eat
cake
without
being
judged. "
【#WeddingCrasher】

7.
"Marriage
is
just
like
removing
makeup
with
a
microfiber
cloth,
it
takes
effort
and
patience.
Congratulations!"
【#MetaphorsAreMyThing】

8.
"Is
it
just
me,
or
does
it
feel
like
everyone
I
know
is
getting
married
except
me?"
【#ForeverSingle】

9.
"I'm
starting
to
think
that
my
singledom
is
just
the
universe's
way
of
saying
'Congratulations,
you're
the
designated
bridesmaid!'"
【#AlwaysABridesmaid】

10.
"I've
never
been
to
a
wedding
where
the
bouquet
didn't
end
up
being
aggressively
thrown. "
【#BouquetTossingGoals】

11.
"I'm
so
excited
for
your
wedding!
Don't
forget
to
give
me
a
shout
out
in
your
speech. "
【#ThatsWhatFriendsAreFor】

1
2.
"Weddings
are
the
best
because
I
get
to
wear
a
fancy
dress
and
get
drunk
for
free!"
【#AintNobodyGotMoneyForThat】

1
3.
"Do
you
think
it's
acceptable
to
bring
a
plus
one
if
they're
just
a
random
stray
cat
I
found
on
my
way
to
the
wedding?"
【#WeddingGateCrasher】

1
4.
"Marriage
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
'who
wore
it
better?'
Congratulations
on
finding
your
soulmate
in
fashion!"
【#CouplesInStyle】

1
5.
"I
heard
you're
serving
an
open
bar
at
your
wedding.
Can
I
still
come
if
I
don't
RSVP?"
【#FreeBoozeForAll】

1
6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
that
the
only
reason
people
get
married
is
to
have
a
better
excuse
to
flaunt
their
bling. "
【#DiamondsAreForever】

1
7.
"Congratulations
on
finding
the
one
who
will
laugh
at
your
terrible
dad
jokes. "
【#MarriageMaterial】

1
8.
"I'm
thinking
about
starting
a
business
that
solely
focuses
on
creating
drunk
wedding
videos.
Who's
with
me?"
【#DrunkWeddingsForTheWin】

1
9.
"If
there's
no
dessert
buffet
at
your
wedding,
don't
even
bother
inviting
me. "
【#DessertIsLife】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
marathon,
and
you
just
crossed
the
finish
line!
Congrats
on
your
wedding,
now
let's
go
eat
some
cake. "
【#MarathonOfLove】

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