早晨发个幽默的朋友圈句子(早晨发的幽默朋友圈)

1.
"I
woke
up
this
morning
feeling
like
a
million
bucks. . . until
I
checked
my
bank
account. "【笑话】

2.
"Rise
and
shine!
Time
to
start
the
day. . . or
at
least
hit
snooze
a
few
more
times. "
【搞笑】

3.
"The
early
bird
catches
the
worm,
but
what
does
the
late
bird
get?
Extra
sleep,
that's
what. "
【有趣】

4.
"I
love
mornings. . . as
long
as
they
start
after
10am. "
【开玩笑】

5.
"They
say
breakfast
is
the
most
important
meal
of
the
day. . . but
so
is
pizza
at
2am. "
【幽默】

6.
"Mornings
are
tough,
but
coffee
makes
everything
bearable. "
【感叹】

7.
"I
brushed
my
teeth
this
morning
and
looked
in
the
mirror. . . same
old
stunning
reflection. "
【自恋】

8.
"Good
morning!
Let's
pretend
we're
awake
and
productive
today. "
【嬉笑】

9.
"I
tried
to
make
pancakes
this
morning,
but
ended
up
with
a
burnt
mess. . . looks
like
it's
cereal
for
me. "
【憨笑】

10.
"Another
day,
another
opportunity
to
hit
snooze. "
【滑稽】

11.
"Coffee:
the
magical
elixir
that
turns
'leave
me
alone'
into
'good
morning!'"
【有趣】

1
2.
"I
woke
up
feeling
refreshed
and
ready
to
take
on
the
world,
until
I
realized
it
was
Monday. "
【开玩笑】

1
3.
"Mornings:
when
my
brain
tells
me
to
be
productive,
but
my
body
tells
me
to
stay
in
bed. "
【讽刺】

1
4.
"Good
morning!
Let's
conquer
the
day
with
caffeine
and
a
positive
attitude. . . or
just
caffeine. "
【好笑】

1
5.
"I
woke
up
feeling
like
a
new
person,
until
I
remembered
I'm
still
me. "
【自嘲】

1
6.
"There's
nothing
like
a
morning
run
to
wake
you
up
and
make
you
regret
all
your
life
choices. "
【嘲笑】

1
7.
"I
don't
necessarily
love
mornings,
but
I
do
love
breakfast
food. "
【幽默】

1
8.
"I
woke
up
with
a
smile
on
my
face. . . because
I
dreamt
I
won
the
lottery. "
【玩笑】

1
9.
"Good
morning!
Let's
start
the
day
with
a
big
cup
of
'get
stuff
done'. . . or
procrastination,
whichever
comes
first. "
【嬉笑】

20.
"I
woke
up
feeling
motivated
and
productive,
until
I
took
a
look
at
my
to-do
list. "
【反讽】

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